How To Murder A Millionaire

Doors open at 6:30 Show Starts at 7:00pm

How to Murder a Millionaire All Dirk Dagwell wants is a bride, and having recently retired young, finds an opportunity with cable access TV's morally bankrupt show How to Marry a Millionaire. Its tacky host, Remus Philbrick, would have been a better fit as a two-bit comedian on a 1970’s cruise ship. There to fight for the millionaire’s wallet - that is, "affections" - are Tonya (who is a bombshell but severely lacks brains), Carleen (who is better suited for beer and nuts rather than wine and caviar), and Dharma (an expert in apparentlyeverything). Will choosing a bride be the last choice he ever makes?